James

James Eden is a contestant on Total Drama: Rule Britannia.

Biography
Sure his every word may be masked by an incredibly thick Cockney accent, and his physique may mean strangers are often scared of him upon sight, but James is really a gentle giant, loved by everyone! Or at least, that he wants everyone to think, because this psychology major and reality TV show junkie truly believes he is the only one who deserves the money and the win, so he will spin any lie he can if it means gaining allies and sympathy. Watch out for his snakey tactics, even if it means trying to understand a single word he says.

Memorable Quotes

 * James grimaces as his iron ballsack trembles.


 * James: Answer with mono-fookin-syllabic answers when I talk to ya, alreet? Ya fookin rat boy. He ran towards Eddie and picked him up by the collar. James: Or I'll throw you out of a window, alreet?


 * James: You're about to be as beaten as my meat!
 * Suddenly, James' neck turns to face Eddie.
 * James immediately decks Eddie.
 * James: So Rafe went straight tah the radio station tomorrawh, "Hey, James, I'mma kill you".